"Let me think about this," Genie said, a thinking cap appearing on his head. "Combining two similar yet distinct Jasmines resulted in redivision and mental transference," he said in a smart accent, "So perhaps removing similarities from the equatiion would work."
"Remove what similarites, Genie?" Aladdin asked, "They're both the same princess. There's nothing different about them. Well, except the one has big-"
"Aladdin!" the Jasmines snapped.
"Right, that's the difference part of the equation. But their clothes are the same," Genie said, pointing to the baggy blue pants and halter top the princess always wore. "We take that out of the combination equation and things should go just fine!"
"What do you mean," the smaller breasted Jasmine said, "'Take them out of-'"
Before she could finish her sentence, Genie had worked his magic and made the princesses' clothing vanish in a flash of light.
"GENIE!" they both shouted as they tried to cover themselves with their arms.
"Now stand back, Al!" Genie said as he tried the combination spell again.
The two Jasmines were once again pushed together and when they touched all in the room were blinded by a flash of light. When the light cleared, both Jasmines were gone!
"This just isn't our day, Al." the Genie said, further baffled by why his magic just wasn't working out the way he planned.
As for the Jasmines, they ended up...
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