“ARGH!”
A frustrated grunt and a dropping pencil, these were not uncommon sounds in a college dorm, even in the first two weeks. But adding to the frustration for Abigail was the fact that this was a college in Miami, land of beaches, bikini bitches, and the warmest parties with the coldest drinks. How could any reasonably attractive blonde be expected to work on ‘creative writing’ when she could hear the bass pounding from outside?
Abigail stood up and gripped her voluminous platinum hair, which often cascaded across her dollish face. “Ugh, how am I, like, supposed think of anything when there’s so much fun to be had!” She wiggled her big buns in tight black booty shorts as her face scrunched, each round cheek miraculously peeking out just to tease its flawless mass. “I mean…” She sighed and rolled her wide-hips to the mini-fridge in the shared dorm room, cracking open a cooler bottle full of peach flavoured bubbles, her favourite. “Like, c’mon!”
“You don’t see me having any problems with it.” Jade adjusted her green hat lower over her eyes, ignoring how her twin sister seemed to just pour out of her fabric minimalist clothing in every direction/ She was even busty from the view in the back! The sister just couldn’t understand what it was like to have breasts which could cradle a beer bottle, a set of hair which had enough strands to hoist a sail, and hips so exaggerated that it was hard to get through door. Jade had no breasts, no ass, and her hair was barely past her ears. That’s how this boi liked it. “And I can assure you that drinking won’t make things easier.”
She spun around to address twin’s spotlessly organized side of the room, her own side littered with neon clubwear and panties. “But, Jay-Jay I-”
”Don’t call me Jay-Jay!” She groaned, leaning back in her chair as she finally looked up from her laptop and sighed. “Look, it’s Sunday night and I’m studying for my exam tomorrow. Surely, you can take off one night of partying to actually get some work done.” She pointed over to her sister’s desk, a pile of dirty laundry, empty beer and soda cans and gossip magazines. “Have you even done any homework since coming here?”
“It’s the first two weeks, sis.” Abigail pursed her lips and pouted, the pink oval sticking out an inch or two from her face. “Like, anyone would actually be caught dead studying right now. There’s probably, like, fifty billion parties happening now!” She gave a squeak in frustration, crossing her arms in that way she did which pressed her big tanned melons to her chin. All natural, all oversized.
“Can you seriously not accept that, perhaps, just maybe, the most exciting thing happening on campus right now is a bunch of bros talking about the tail they pulled this week?” Jade shuddered. Men and their disgusting hairy breeding, how could any lady stand it?
“Um, yeah, Jade.” Abigail flipped her hair through the comb of her dagger long fingernails. “You don’t really get guys, but let me, like, explain real quick.” She pulled out her desk chair with countless bikini tops on top and leaned on it. “You see, guys can be boring, of course. But then when I walk in that room, and do this…?” She bent over and gyrated her big butt with wide deliberate motions, bordering on rap-video twerking before she stopped suddenly. “I like, start something in dem which gives them boners and act like animals. And just like that?” She snapped her fingers and went back to leaning. “We have a party.”
“Ugh.” Jade stuck her tongue out. “And what happens when they find out that your ass is fake?”
“Fake?!” Abigail must have heard this once a week from her sister, but it didn’t sting any less. She turned around and pulled her shorts down, revealing her porn-perfect round ass cheeks, the crack completely able to swallow Jade’s shaking head whole. “You see this?” She spanked each tanned cheek a couple of times, emphasizing that perfect ripple without a hint of a blemish, before gripping it and shaking the flesh like a piece of prized meat. “Fake asses can’t jiggle like that. All you see here is, like, hard work thanks to the work-out system made by the ass queen herself, Kim Kardashian.”
“I’m pretty sure her ass is fake too, sis.” Jade just went back to her laptop, hiding her grin as she simply adored to goad her blonde twin.
“Ugh!” She finished drinking her cooler and threw it on her bed. “Like… How can someone going to college be so dumb!?” She pulled up her black leather jacket from the floor and swung it onto her shoulders. “I’m going out!”
“I swear if you go see that Chryssi chick.” Jade dropped her mouth and shook her arms. “J-Just know I’m not picking you up at some dudes place half-way across Florida again. Once was enough. Bring enough money and get a taxi or something.”
“Ew, why should I pay?” Abigail put some pink lipstick on her top lip and smacked them together, before putting it back into her itty-bitty black purse. “Anyways, I’m just, like, going for a walk. Maybe go to the gym. I need to go to class really early tomorrow, so I probs won’t see Chrys-Chrys.”
“Isn’t your first class at 11:30? I-” Jade bit her tongue. “You know what? Good idea, I’m studying for my big test for tomorrow and I need some peace and quiet. Just don’t come home too late, because I want a good night’s sleep.”
“Of coursy!” She stretched her arms straight up and sighed. “I’ll be that dorky student you always, like, beg me to be.” She tilted her head, pausing. “I mean how hard could it be to do creative writing? I gots lots of followers on Twitter and Instagram saying how funny I am!”
Her sister knew full well that the followers were coming for the kind of pictures she took, and not the comments littered with smilies. ”And if you forget what your dorm number is, remember it’s on thongs.” Jade went back to typing. “Not that you ever wear them…”
”I’ll be fine without them! I’m just going for a simple walk!” She waved as she opened the door. “Bysies!”
Jade hardly gave more than a grunt as she leaned her stick body in skater clothing back to the laptop.
The second the door closed behind her, Abigail gave a big sighed and fished her cigarettes from her purse. She could not let Jade know about her habit or she’d tell mom and then mama would get pissy. She hurried out the front of the dorm, embracing the setting sun hitting these modernist concrete complex and continued to hear the bass pound from some guy’s dorm room. She lit her cigarette and swung her hips a bit, giving a little coo as her body begged for some fun.
“Oooo…” She sighed with smoke burst from her ring lips. “How can anyone be studying right now?” She just rubbed her chin, really thinking how girls must really hate having fun if they didn’t choose to party.
*DING*
Her purse dinged signalling a text message and she gave an excited yip. She yanked out the phone and glued her eyes to the glowing blue screen.
Chryssi - Sup’ bitch?
Again, Abigail, or Bibi to friends, gave an excited squeal, always happy to see a text from her favourite party girl. They’ve been crashing parties since high school after all.
Bibi - SUPER BORED LOL
Chryssi - Lol
Chryssi - U drinkin tonight?
Bibi - Fck ye. Im dyin 2 party
Chryssi - Go 2 quad. Ill pick u up.
Bibi - :D COOL!! Luv u!
It was only now that Bibi realized how under-dressed she was to party. She was more prepared for a hot workout that would pop boners with every sweet pose she struck than to get the boys excited in the club. But then again, some boys didn’t seem to mind as long as some cleavage was showing while she was talking. Hopefully Chryssi wouldn’t make fun of her too bad.
She scurried in her short white heels across to the quad, blonde hair fluttering in a much similar fashion as a cape in her rush. It was only now though she wished she had brought a more supportive bra, shaking breasts almost popping from her tiny black tank top when she climbed down the stairs from the quad to the nearest road. A white convertible screeched to a halt the second she got to the curb, arriving just in time for a huffing Bibi bent over.
“Wow bitch, run much?” The dark tanned babe of dyed jet black hair giggled at her friend, lifting her Florida black baseball cap to flash her a wink and a bubblegum smile. As usual, she was wearing the absolutely minimum amount of clothing to be street legal, in a mere neon white bikini, the top nothing more than triangles to strain against her heavy melons.
“Hey, gurl.” Bibi took a deep breath, trying to sound her bubbly self but suddenly really feeling the cigarettes’ effect on her cardio. “What’s up, Chrys-Chrys? Where’d you get this car?”
“Some big dicked stud said, like, I could borrow it and stuff.” She checked out her bright cherry nails and sighed. “Like, I think that’s what he said but…” She rolled her head over and giggled. “But then again, who the fuck knows what he’s talking about when he has his pants off.”
”That big, huh?” Bibi slid her big booty onto the warm beige leather seats, placing a kiss on those blushed ruby cheeks.
“Like my fucking. Whole. Arm.” She exaggerated to the extreme, stretching her arms way out. She stepped on the pedal and sped off, reaching below the dashboard for something. “Oh hey.” Her long nails had pinched a little baggy of pink powder. “Snort this.”
Bibi rubbed her chin as she put it real close to her clueless grey eyes of glaze. “Um…” She flicked it once, mesmerized by their shiny glimmer, reminding her of fabulous baking powder. “Is it like pink coke?”
”Kinda.” Chryssi itched her left nostril, her eyelashes flapping. “But it’s, like, way better. One hit just numbs you out a bit, but makes your belly flutter.” She bit her nail as this shiny white car flew past a stop sign. “It’s, like, hard to explain. I’m so high right now on this shit, my brain is, like, empty and I want to dance.”
”I have class tomorrow…” Bibi got from her lips before she thought how Jade-like that sounded. Using her nail as a spoon, she got some pink on her finger and sniffed hard.
“Woah.” She said in what sounded like an echo. “I feel…” Her body tingled, her mind slowed and her memory got spotty. Once Chryssi flipped on that radio, it just seemed as if the entire night was compressed into a couple of seconds.
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