Martin watched as Julia Roberts came storming out of the study. She was holding her dress up just below her exposed breasts. Martin followed her as she walked up to Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, and Steve Martin. "What happened to you?!" said a shocked Susan.
"Oh, I just gave oral sex to some creep of a casting agent!" Julia huffed.
"He forced himself on you?" asked Susan.
"Nah," replied Julia, "I went down on the fucking creep. I'd never let a jerk like that force himself on me. Now if you'll excuse me, I need some champagne to wash this cum out of my mouth." She left the three slack jawed stars and went to the champagne fountain.
Martin chuckled at Randy's cleverness. He stopped time and took the time to command all the women to be disgusted by Julia's behavior and all the men to be amused and aroused. He also told everyone to ask Julia why she was acting the way she was, but do nothing about it. He restarted time. The women at the party looked at Julia and frownded. Martin could tell they were making catty and snide comments about her to one another. Meanwhile, the men suppressed laughs and smiles. Martin looked around and saw Jennifer Lopez talking with Sandra Bullock and Kevin Bacon. Martin stopped time. He walked over to the three. Jennifer was wearing a dark green silk dress that showed ample cleavage and was cut low in the back. Martin ran his hands down the back of her dress and felt her French cut silk panties. He took the liberty of removing them. He then gave her a few commands, stepped back a few feet, and restarted time.
Jennifer was listening to Sandra when she suddenly interupted her, "Excuse me, you two, but could you tell me something and be honest with me." Sandra and Kevin nodded. "Good. Some people think my ass is too big. Tell me what you think." Jennifer turned around, lifted up her gown, and bent over. Sandra and Kevin exchanged embarrassed glances and looked around to see if anyone else noticed. "Well?" said Jennifer.
"Uh, Jennifer," said Kevin, "It's lovely."
"Yeah," added Sandra, "now just stand up and put your dress down."
Jennifer stood up and let her dress fall back down. She turned to her friends, "Thanks, guys, but I think I need more opinions." She smiled and walked over to Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Geller and showed them her ass. Martin chuckled as he got a glass of champagne. He looked up and saw Jennie Garth leading some man off to a closet. He smiled again. He then thought he'd have some fun with Sandra Bullock. He stopped time, did a thing or two, gave a few commands, and restarted time.
Sandra was still talking to Kevin, "Is it just me, or are really strange...." She stopped in mid sentence. There was something stuck up her ass. She looked at Kevin who was smirking at her. "Uh, excuse me, Kev, but I uh have to go powder my nose." She gingerly walked off towards the bathroom. As she passed people, she noticed them trying not to laugh at her. She made it to the restroom, locked the door, and looked in the mirror. There was a ring of whipped cream on top of her head and a streak of chocolate across her upper lip that gave her a mustache. She gasped. She then lifted up her dress and discovered she was not wearing her panties. She took some toilet paper and carefully felt for the object protruding from her ass. She pulled out a long shrimp. She held it up in front of her. "What the fuck?" she whispered. She tossed it in the toilet, wiped her ass, and flushed.
Martin stood as if invisible behind Sandra. He lauhged at his latest pranks.
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