“Like, what'd I do?” Val asked, taken aback by his sudden outburst.
“Nothing. You know what? We'll...we'll think it over.” Alan couldn't believe he was even considering assenting to this.
She giggled, wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling herself close before he could stop her.
“I knew you'd like, see it my way,” she said, kissing him.
It was a very good kiss and the fact that Alan and Jodi had been moments away from going at it like rabbits before they were interrupted was all the explanation he needed for his rapidly returning erection. He knew Val had been a party girl who never really want to settle down, so he suspected normal Val would be wild in the sack; he could only imagine how fun bimbo Val was bound to be.
‘Stop it!’ Alan admonished himself, breaking the kiss and forcing the dark haired bimbo away with a gentle shove. “Val, even if this is hot and we both want it, doesn’t mean it’s right,” Alan said, desperately trying to hold on to his rapidly weakening convictions.
“But, like, why though?” she asked, tilting her head in confusion.
“Because bigamy is illegal!” Alan said, seizing on one of the only things he could think of in the heat of the moment considering how little blood was currently flowing to his head.
“Bigger-wha?” Val parroted, looking even more lost than she did before. “Wait, so, like, if bein’ Bi is still illegal why’d gay marriage totally get made okay n’ stuff? That’s like, super no fair.”
“Not being bisexual,” Alan corrected. “Bigamy. It means marrying two people at once.”
At that, Val giggled. “Well that’s totally easy. I don’t wanna, like, marry you n’ junk, I just wanna fuck you a whole bunch n’ have you buy me things.”
“Okay, but still…” Alan trailed off, shocked he was losing a debate with a bimbo. “I have a good reputation and people might judge me badly for dating two women at once.”
“Like, that’s no fair! I totally wish they wouldn’t care about stuff like that, ya know?”
Alan winced. He could already guess how that particular wish might affect the world.
“See? Even, like, Little Alan totes agrees with me.” Val licked her dark red lips as she looked at the noticeable budge in Alan’s pants, their argument about morals instantly forgotten. “So, like, should I get on the counter while you fuck me? Or would, like, a kitchen BJ be totally hotter?”
She was already reaching towards his pants, as if she could just casually fuck him with her mother and sister a single room away.
“We shouldn’t be doing this in front of your mother though…right?” Alan asked in one last desperate attempt to stop both Val and his growing desire.
“Yeahhhh,” Val sighed, pouting cutely. “Ugh, stupid Mom. I wish she’d, like, totally go somewhere else so we can fuck.”
Outside the kitchen, in the apartment’s living room, Jodi’s conversation with her bimbofied mother came to an abrupt halt.
“Like, I soooooo didn’t see what time it was!” Joyce wailed, her blue eyes widening as she noticed the clock on the wall. “I’m s’posed to meet my old BFF Tammy for lunch soon! I should totally get outta here.”
Jodi giggled at her mother’s newfound ditziness, not fully aware that she now seemed just as ditzy as the woman who looked like her slightly older clone. “Like, that’s fine Mom. We’ll totally see ya later when you’re done.”
Jodi gave her mother a hug and a kiss goodbye and walked her to the door.
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