BJS: Good Morning!

Unending BE - episode 146342

Britney awoke the next morning, still sitting in the chair. She felt extraordinarily rested.

"Wow," she said to herself, "What a great sleep that was."

She looked to the TV screen and found it turned off. She assumed it must have one of those sleep timers in it that would shut off the TV at a certain time.

"I don't know what that swirly pattern was," she said to herself, "But it's really relaxed me. I should watch it again sometime."

Britney made a mental note to have her manager call the cable company and order more of the Swirly Pattern Channel.

"Well, time to start the day," she said as she headed off to find some breakfast.

However, she failed to notice...

1. *that the TV didn't have a sleep timer!
2. that she was naked!
3. the little scrap of paper by her feet that read "Thanks for a great time, call me!"
4. the receipt by her feet that read, in part, "Purchase Authorized".
5. that this wasn't her mansion!
6. *that something was out of the ordinary!

Wed May 23 14:38:33 2001

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