Britney ran to the door of the TV room. As quietly as possible she opened the door and crept downstairs. She found a phone book and looked up "Gentlemen's Clubs." She found one named the Caligula Club that was open until dawn. She ripped the page out of the phone book and called a cab. She crept back to her room and dressed in leather mini skirt and red halter top. She made herself up, grabbed her purse, and crept back down stairs. She waited by the front window for the taxi. She thought of how to perform on stage and get herself off without the whole world finding out the self described virgin Britney Spears masturbated in public.
Sun May 27 11:48:59 2001