As Jim walked down the park pathway, he noticed his ex, Alice, coming the other way with some new beau on her arm. He quickly looked down and avoided eye contact hoping not to be seen. But Alice was not the kind to let this go, "Jim. Oooooh Jimmy boy! I want you to meet someone. This is Alfred. He is in university, unlike you, and is suuuuuuuuch a better kisser!"
"Uh nice to meet you Jim", said the obviously uncomfortable Alfred.
"So Jimmy, you working on another one of your failed experiments?" Alice said pointing to the monstrous 80's style remote in his hands.
Jim was really pissed at this point. "Uh, no. It just showed up on my doorstep. Not really..." and then Alice butted in "Well you must have ordered it if it showed up. You really dont remember anything you do. This is so totally why we broke up. So disorganized, and always more interested in your computer stuff than in moi!" as she thrust her chest out and pecked Alfred on the cheeck.
Jim, who was visibly turning 0xF00 and extremely irate, just smiled, pointed the remote directly at _________ and pressed the ___________ button.
Thu Apr 01 06:07:41 2010