”You know I’ve never properly introduced myself.” Jim said smirking at the rotund woman. “My name is Jim and the reason I’ve stopped you today is because I’ve been conducting a random survey.” Jim pulled out his phone and opened up the weather app. “Are you fine with me asking you a few questions?” Jim glanced down at his phone and pretended like he was typing. The woman nodded yes as the local radar played on Jim’s phone. “Good good...” Jim again pretended to type something on his phone. “And will you be answering all of your questions as truthful as possible?” The woman nodded yes and again Jim pretended to type on his phone. “Excellent! Now I have to ask you a few basic questions.” Jim looked down at his phone and watched the radar for a moment. “Question number one. What is your name?”
”Ashley.” The woman said in a blunt tone.
”Nice to meet you Ashley.” Jim said smirking at his victim. “Now for question number 2. How old are you?”
Ashley’s face reddened. “Twenty eight.” She said averting eye contact.
”Fuck sake I thought she was like 50...” Jim thought as he studied her round face. ”Maybe it’s bad genetics... or maybe it’s the extra weight... well, a lot of extra weight.” Jim’s eyes drifted down to her large fleshy body. The tank top Ashley wore was loose and baggy, while her sweats were stretched so tight they looked like leggings. ”She’s like the size of two women...” Jim paused and thought about his next question. “And Ashley how much do you weigh?”
Ashley looked like she wanted to cry as soon as she heard Jim’s question. “Four....” Ashley stopped and looked down in shame. “Four hundred and three pounds...” She said staring down at her large fatty breasts.
”She is literally the size of two people... Wait!” Jim’s internal monologue cried as an idea popped into his head.
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