Bailey shook his head vigorously and abruptly stopped penetrating Winona. "Who the hell are you?" he managed to ask before he saw Sarah. Almost immediately, he began to cry. "I'm so sorry," he said, "I don't know what happened."
Sarah noticed that Bailey's erection was unaffected. She realized that he, too, must be under the influence of the remote. Holding down on the LI- button, followed by the BE- button, Sarah soon had Bailey and Winona back to relative normalcy.
Winona, for her part, having been through such bizarre, humiliating adventures since meeting Randy had curled up into an almost foetal position under the bed covers while Sarah explained to Bailey what was going on.
Unlike Sarah, Bailey was stunned to discover himself to be a fictional character. But after grasping the situation, he immediately concluded, "No one should have to be a character like that. I can't believe you did that to Jennifer whatshername -- it may be look like fun being a SPICE channel character but it's tiring and it smells really bad. Plus I'm in pain: it's not natural to have an erection for hours. I hope that Randy guy stays there for the rest of his life after what he's done." "Anyway," Bailey continued, "we've got to find this show we're on. I mean, we've got to rescue everybody else. It's not fair for us to leave them there."
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