Across the Multiverse, a strange new radio station has started to play. Hijacking radio waves, comms channels and even streams. Once this station has been tuned to it is nearly impossible to turn off, and the soundwaves will pump through the speakers and start the chaos.
The station is run by a certain (usually) unseen DJ who proudly proclaims herself to be “DJ Cowtits”. While most will be unable to see her they'll be able to hear her live up to her name as her breasts slosh and make cartoon bouncing noises. Most of the time she is boisterous, enthusiastic and always up for a par-tay. She calls her listeners, willing and unwilling “Lactation Nation” and says her jams are “Dairy Fresh”.
The tunes she plays are “100 percent guaranteed to kick your mammaries into overdrive.” As such any woman who listens to her station will find themselves becoming a thick and milk laden cowgirl. How fast this happens depends on the strength of the signal and several other factors. The end result is always the same though, women turn into members of the lactation nation, ready to squirt out the richest creamiest milk possible as they proudly moo.
DJ Cowtits’ music is a strange mix of real songs and songs that appear to talk about nothing but the joy of being a cow. She will also host call ins, prank calls and various other inane activities a radio host may get up to. All of which lead women deeper and deeper into cowhood.
(Effects on men also vary, sometimes they become cows and sometimes they become strong bulls. It seems to depend on songs played/mood of DJ Cowtits herself)
So let it be known, as soon as her special brand of milky beats hits your airwaves, it's now already too late.
So where do the fat titted DJ's waves hit this time?
Tue May 13 07:55:56 2025
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