What knockers!

Unending BE - episode 156718

As it's impossible to read the previous episode without viewing the page source, I'll repeat the text here.

Ahem! "Seeing a stone corridor light with torches was odd enough, but it was under the mall. Who would place like this under the mall? He walked down it for what seemed like miles. He checked his watch. He had been wandering for two hours. After three he finally reached...

...large wooden double doors with odd knockers."

Boy were they odd! Someone with a weird sense of humor had combined the common definition of "knockers" with the colloquial one, and so the doors in question had knockers that were, well, knockers! You know, huge breasts! And they looked real, too.

Cautiously, Jim approached the door and reached out for the right "knocker."

1. It lifted easily and came down with a hollow boom. It only looked real. It was actually made of bronze, and painted.

2. It was real. When he squeezed it, there was a shriek...

3. It was real. When he squeezed it, a jet of milk shot from the nipple...

4. It was an illusion. The door had no knockers, actually.

5. It was an illusion, concealing a real knocker made of bronze.

6. *Something else.

Thu Jun 28 13:40:13 2001

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