Let There Be Light

Unending BE - episode 157484

Jim opened a small door. Finally, a lit room! He was tired of fumbling around in the utter darkness, where important things could not be read, since they were black-on-black. Why, if Jim Had not brought his special OVERLINER, the words would've been IMPOSSIBLE to read.

There was a figure in the corner--a young man, grinning hideously.

"I thought you promised no more dark episodes," said Jim.

"Fuck you," said the grinning man. "What are YOU going to do about it?"

The possibilities are endless. The following options are provided for those who want to have a little fun at Alex-the-Great's expense.

1. *Jim pointed his figure. Suddenly Alex was ALEXANDRA. Actually, she didn't look half bad that way. . . .
2. Jim pointed his figure. Alex was now a skunk morph named Pepe. Alas, he stunk so bad that none of the other furries would have anything to do with him. . . .
3. Jim pointed his figure. Alex was now a brainless bimbo, ripe for the plucking in one of L.E.'s unspeakable "let's ream the bimbo good" episodes. . . .
4. Jim pointed his finger. Alex was now wearing a hockey uniforn, sitting in the penalty box. No access to the computer for two days!
5. Jim pointed his finger! In front of Alex was a list of websites, found using a search engine, that suggest creative ways to use HTML. The first suggestion: less is more! The second suggestion: black words on a black background are illegible! The third suggestion: all black backgrounds with green glowing type are bad on the eyes, and discourage anyone from continuing your threads!
6. Two Men in Gray arrive. One drops his pants and dumps a big Cleveland Steamer on Alex's chest while the other holds him down.
   "Don't you think that's bit harsh, just for posting in HTML in an irritating way?" Jim asked.
   "Hey, at least we didn't kill him," the MIG's answered.

Thu Jun 28 13:20:48 2001

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