He didn't finish his sentence because suddenly a Hiryuu Shoten Ha tore off the side of the building with hurricane force, and a cute redheaded girl stepped in.
"Give me Nabiki," said Ranma. "Now."
"Now look," said Dr. Ecchi, "we have an experiment going on...."
"I really don't care," replied Ranma. She walked over to Nabiki, picked her up, and said "Eewww, gross," as she removed the dildos. Then Ranma bounded over to the machinery and smashed up millions of yen worth of equipment in a few seconds. "Anything else to say?" she asked.
"Yes," said Dr. Ecchi. "Look around you."
"I don't see anything other than you idiots."
"Look closer, at that cloud of glittery dust. You messed up, girl. The dildos only have to touch a girl to work, they don't need to be inserted. You just destroyed the computer while touching the dildos, and the power surge made the nanobots reset. Now they're moving into whoever was touching the dildos at the time. That's you."
"I don't understand that. I take it these things are dildos?" She threw them away.
"It's too late for that. The nanobots reset and they're going to transform you."
"Fix it!"
"I can't. You ruined our computer."
"What?"
"You're going to turn into a robot, girl," said Dr. Ecchi. He looked at Ranma, who ran at him, but suddenly collapsed as the nanobots began working their way into her lungs and skin, eventually getting into her bloodstream and doing their work.
"I didn't do anything to Nabiki. She's normal. You absorbed all the nanobots when they reset."
"What does that mean? There's nothing wrong with me! It must have failed!"
"The process didn't fail," said Dr. Ecchi. "Your female form is now a sex robot. Whenever you're a girl, you'll keep your memories and skills, but you're going to be made of mechanical parts and obeying orders. When you're a guy, you can do whatever you want, but you'll be stuck remembering everything you did when you were a robot girl. I'd advise avoiding cold water if you really want to avoid trouble."
"You mean I turn into a robot girl whenever I get wet, and a human guy when I change back?"
"I believe I just said that! Idiot. Now, I was just experimenting. So I don't want to deal with you any more. You can take Nabiki home now. Congratulations on your rescue. Just remember that when you're a robot girl, you not only obey orders, you want to obey orders...."
"Orders from who?"
Thu Apr 26 17:20:33 2007