Jim had an idea, a hermaphrodite. But he wasn't sure how to go at it. Their was always his old standbye the porn hermaphrodite, a mere woman with a penis abover her vagina, but Jim saw that as a waste of the possibilities of that wonderful interchangability. He always wondered why they called them half man too if it's more like 1%. He could always go with a cirus side show half and half, and certainly some of the suits divided that way, but Jim thought that might make walking awkward. Then their was the ancient Greek hermaphrodite, a mere shemale without the feminine exaggeration by todays standards, also a waste of the interchangability just to move one part. Jim could go anatomically literal and be one just by ensuring some suit had just enough of the male or female parts to have both ovaries and testicles. Or he could make a genetic hermaphrodite mosaic with both XX and XY tissue in it's body. That could be dull he thought. Then he thought of an alchemical hermaphrodite. Two heads, one male and one female, on a circus half and half body. He still wasn't too fond of the half and half idea but he liked the idea of two heads. He found two costumes with matching skin tones (Jim wanted this to look as seamless as a disjointed two headed hermaphrodite can be), both dark in color. He removed the heads and set them aside and went to construct a body. He took the muscular upper torso from the male, the upper body strength might be useful and added the females breasts to it. He kept the right hand male and added a female left hand. He considered using both hands as female but he didn't want to have the embarrassing situation of being unable to open a stuck jar. For the lower torso and hips he used the female body for its flexability in those areas. For the genitalia removed both at first then placed the female genitalia on. He found he could remove the clitoris and add the penis in its place. As for the mans testicles, Jim found he could seperate the scrotal sack into right and left hands and attach them seemlessly to the outer labia. (if you consider a female whose genitalia bulge out and hang as a set of balls towards the outer edges). Jim wondered about how it'd use the bathroom with both sets of genitalia. He didn't think on it much though. Jim had to go himself but was only holding it in long enough to make and try the body. As for legs Jim decided that unmatched legs would make walking awkward so he went all male on those. (male to hold the combined body weight of this two headed oddity). Finally he added both heads. The female head on the right the male on the left. Then he put the suit on, slipping his head into the male head. His body changed and felt awkward. The heads turned and looked around. It was odd, the female head, not made with Jims thoughts, seemed to have its own personality. But Jim was vaguely aware of what it saw and felt emotionally. He didn't know exactly what it was thinking or seeing but he got vague impressions. He found both heads controlled the entire body but their control seemed strongest on the side the head was on. Right head over rides lefts control of the right side, left overides right head on the left. Both heads can feel physical sensations that the other feels. Jim reaches out and touched his breasts. He gasped as he touched them feeling only slight discomfort. Then BAM, something impacted jims head leaving him reeling. It was her masculine hand using it's full strength to do a feminine slap. The discomfort he felt was hers at being groped by Jim. Jim decided to hurry to the warehouse bathroom, obviously she wasn't in a mood for a grope session. as he/she/it whatever stumbled to the bathroom he/she hesitated before the doors. One half pulled to the mens room, the other the ladies. Soon she was relented and he/they stumbled to the mens room. It was what you'd expect from a warehouse bathroom. Dirty, filthy, and clostrophobic with doors that didn't close right. In cliched TG story Jim was using the bathroom after the change. He stood before the urinal and unzipped the pants. The female head gasped at the large member (Jim chose large obviously, this IS Jim we are dealing with). And Jim wondered about his new slit. Peeing was a problem though. His old ignored question hit him as he peed from both sets of genitals creating a mess on the floor as well as hitting the urinal. He groaned in disgust and set about to clean himself off. Gasping as he was aroused wiping the genitals in cliched TG story fashion. "Now what should I do", Jim muttered aloud to himself. He didn't expect an answer, so he was suprised when the female head said "we can always just go back to being our normal selves". Jim found that ironic because she DIDN'T have a normal self. "Personally I was thinking of pleasuring my girlfriend like this", Jim said. "So what else is new", she replied. "We can always have fun with our new bodies in ways that don't involve sex you know." she continued. Jim was in shock, after all does fun without sex ever occur to him?
Thu Dec 20 11:41:21 2001