"Hi," the other head chirped.
Jim blinked; he'd been expecting that the other half of this push-me-pull-you configuration wouldn't hav eits own will, but it seemed to. "er, hello, what's you're name?"
"Jill," she chriped again. She seemd to have quite the bubbly personality. "You're Gem, right?"
"No, I'm Jim."
Jill snorted. "Can't be, Jim's a boy's name! You're not a boy; believe me, I'd know if we had a dick."
"Actually, we don't have any genitals," Jim pointed out. The realization hit home as he said it. How was he going to go to bathroom, let alone get some nooky, like this?
She snorted again. "That shouldn't stop us."
Jim was back to being confused. "Stop us from what?"
"Geez,a regular rocket scientist aren't you? Come on, I'll stand us up." Jill baced her hands against the floor and arched her back. Jim found himself raised in the air. He was off balance a bit, but it appeared Jill's sense of balance more than made up for it.
"There!" She said cheerily. It felt very peculiar to Jim to be standing on a pair of hands instead of feet. What made matters worse, they weren't even under his control.
"Hey," he protested as Jill began moving them away from the shelves. "Where are we going?"
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