"Give me the de-womanizing cream!" Jim asked in his new, high-pitched voice.
The scientist considered for a moment, then uncapped a large drum of cream. "Well, perhaps we did go a bit too far with the de-man cream." She grabbed a handful of cream in her latex glove and approached the dimunitive Jim.
Seeing his opportunity, Jim shoved her backward with all the stregth of his frail new body.
The scientist overbalanced and stumbled into the container of de-womanizing cream. It overturned atop her, coating her from head to toe. She shrieked as guards began to run her aid.
Before they could help the now-changing scientist, however, Jim shoved again, with all his power. The scientist tumbled backward once more, this time into the pool of de-man cream.
Coated with both creams, shifting and changing wildly, she managed one shrill scream before she devolved into a mass of jelly-like protoplasm, like scum atop the vat of cream.
The guards stared in shock. Several vomited. Jim grabbed as much as the de-womanizing cream as he could in the few moments he had left before they moved to intercept him again. He felt himself begin to grow, and his sticklike arms strengthened into at least normal-sized female limbs.
He ran for it!
Go back - Go to the parent episode.
Sat Jan 26 17:16:24 2002