Acquiring Aladdin's libido had acquainted Jasmine with all his darkest sexual fantasies. The most alarming of these had been one in which he pimped her in the public market. Ugh, she thought. The thought of my having sex with all those men is quite disgusting. Now had it been women, it might have been different.
Jasmine decided that she would have to talk severely to Aladdin. She had him sent for and shown into her room. "Look, you pervert," she began, "I know about all your secret fantasies. You see, I've accidentally absorbed your libido, and the fantasies came with it. Some of them were disgusting, like the one where you are my pimp. Now, what have you got to say for yourself?"
"I'm sorry, Jasmine. But I don't have that fantasy any more. In fact I don't have any sexual fantasies now. I suppose that's because I no longer have my libido. I do still love you, though. It's just that now it's in a platonic sort of way."
Jasmine realised that that made sense.
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