Ranma blinked. "Umm, that's not exactly what I said... Aww sure, why the hell not. I want my fiance to be a Goddess, and we can be together for the rest of eternity."
"Oh my, that's a long time," the voice on the other end of the line said. "Well, it's your wish."
Just then the phone started glowing. Ranma yelped and dropped it.
Out of the phone appeared a hand, swiftly followed by an arm. Grabbing the phone handle, the arm used its newfound leverage to pull more of itself out of the earpiece; first the head, with a beautiful face of European ancestry framed by long, flowing black locks, followed by strong shoulders and full chest covered in a funny robe that, due to the phone, was pulled so tight that little was left to Ranma's imagination. A second arm popped out of the phone to assist the first, and together they managed to work her shapely hips and sexy buttocks out of the phone.
Unfotunately, that effort used up all her leverage. The beautiful woman could pull herself out no further. Frustrated, she turned to Ranma and said, "A little help, please."
Ranma nodded and quickly placed his foot on the receiver, grabbed the woman under her shoulders (accidentally placing them on her upper breasts, not that the goddess noticed), and pulled.
With no noticable effect. He pulled again, harder this time but with still no headway. He tried again, this time with all his might.
Suddenly, all the tension holding the feet and legs of the woman vanished, letting the force of Ranma's exertion propel them down the hall until they hit the wall on the other side of the hallway.
Landing in a sitting position, the pair rest a moment before the woman turned to Ranma. "Arigato." she said softly. "I don't know why they had me come in like that, it isn't exactly dignified, is it?"
"Uh, no." Ranma answered intellegently. "Uh, who are you?"
Now it was the woman's turn to be caught off-guard. "Huh? Oh! My name is Diana, late princess of Themescrya, now Goddess of Truth and your fiance."
Ranma sat there dumbfounded, thinking about how he didn't really believe that he'd gotten a wish earlier and now thinking about how he'd just wasted his wish.
Diana didn't notice. "You're a little young, but after the first century, nobody'll notice. So, what do fiances do together anyway?"
Of course, it was at that time someone came to check on the loud THUMP made when Ranma and Diana hit the wall.
That person was...
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