KABOOM! WHA-BAM!
Startled by the loud noise behind them, the Naked Shower Girls, along with Hirsute Harry, turned to see what was happening. Standing there on the path was a sinister-looking figure with a long black cloak and a gigantic twirly mustache.
"Aha! I know you!" Heroic Harry shouted as he jumped towards the new arrival. "You're the sorcerer Megalpher, come to wreak havoc on our merry band! Never fear, girls, for I- *glumph*arrgh*mfff!*" Histrionic Harry's speech was suddenly cut off as mystic lines of force engulfed him.
"Yes, it is I, Megalpher, Lord of the Black Citadel," sneered the mage. "After learning of your arrival through my arcane arts, I decided I must have you in my harem! Or at least some of you, anyway." The Dark Lord waved his arms and chanted a spell, and Jamie, Rachel, Judy the furry fan, Kassie the hippie, and Julie the new girl floated through the air towards him. Another wave, and the six of them were magically transported back to the Black Citadel.
"Well, that was odd," Becky said to the remaining girls. "But now I know what we must do!"
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