Pink was walking down a high-street, strangely enough for her, but suddenly stopped. She was drawn to a shop playing her song "Stupid Girls". She laughed at her lyrics. "That was one of my better ones" She thought.
A quick look up revealed the store, coincidentally new, was called "New U". She took a quick peek in the window, which simply reflected her hair, which for some reason looked abit mangled, and messed up.
She finally stamped her foot, and stepped inside. "Just a little off the side" she said to the attending, before finally sitting down...
3 hours later...
The new Pink was rolled out. Usually New U specialized in specific makeovers, but this one was ordered straight from the head, who hated Pink.
She was now a mis-mash of the women she mocked.
She had Paris Hiltons torso and arms, Britney Spearses head, Jessica Simpson's boobs and hair, Hilary Duff's arse and pussy, and a leg each of the Olsen twins.
"Wake her up" the manager said, and they did...
Wed Aug 30 13:50:05 2006