Suddenly a large number ONE superimposes itself over the scene of Sarah getting the rogering of her life from Elijah Wood. And then a very naked man wearing nothing but two, black bowler hats walks into the frame.
"Hullo, you may know me from such Hollywood hits and Television favorites as "The Addventures of the Bowler Fucker and Mystery Midget!", "Return to the Avocado Jungle of Death", and "The Sopranos". But what you may not realize is that, behind all of the glitz and the glamour, I'm just a regular chum just like you."Whether I'm rogering my favorite starlet, looking for just the right episode to hang my bowler on, or just trying to pass through the Backstage without stepping into yet another agonizingly detailed description of Ring geography or metaphysical floorplans, I make sure to always have handy my ONE Card. It's the only card I need and the only ONE you'll ever need as well.
"Whatever the situation, whoever the complication, however the sexual frustration, you'll be in good hands with ONE! Unlike other cards they'll never leave you out in the cold with your penis hanging in the wind.
"Trust me. I know. I'm the Bowler Fucker."
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