Hogwhores- Being Shown Around

Unending BE - episode 261875

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As Jack and Waldo approached the Hogwhores dock, Waldo pointed out a seventh-year student who was standing on the dock,pointing at various things and looking slightly annoyed. "There ya go," said Waldo. "That's Ipslore, the Hogwhores student-teacher 'liason.' 'E'll show ya where yeh need ta go." With that, Waldo walked off into the main castle.

Jack walked up to the young wizard, who was wearing slightly frayed red robes and a hat that looked like it would have been pointy had it not been trampled by wolverines, and introduced himself. "Hi, I'm Jack Spade, the new professor of Card Tricks, and I understand you can help me get set up."

"Why, certainly," replied his interroggee.

  1. "You'd be teaching your class down in the Dark Dungeon."
  2. *"You'll be rooming in the Teacher's Tower."
  3. "Oh, I can 'set you up,' all right" (wink wink)
  4. "Go talk to Phallus Dumbledong- he'll tell you all you need to know"
  5. Why do we are about this pathetic excuse for an Author avatar? Let's dump him.
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Ipslore

Mon Nov 25 09:42:03 2002

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