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Unending BE - episode 290856

DonkeyShit's first caller comes from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

"Uh, am I on? Right. Well, my question for DonkeyShit is this: I'm growing a rose garden, but my neighbor's gardenias seem to have acheived sentience and are waging a vicious war against my precious prize-winning Ruby Reds. What kind of fertilizer should I use to give my roses a fighting chance against this foul foliage?"

1. *DonkeyShit gives his answer.
2. Ninjas have kidnapped DonkeyShit! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the Author?
3. DonkeyShit storms of the set in disgust. "What the hell kind of nonsense is this? This isn't in my contract!"
4. Crashing Boom Bang Attack! The AddVenture is destroyed!
5. "This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast Episode. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming."

Fri Apr 25 20:52:43 2003

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