Frank, the camera-man wiped the nacho cheese from his face and took a look at Britney Spears. He couldn't believe that she was coming on to him. After all, this was Britney Spears. This had to be a prank for some TV show. Then he thought, why not play along? At least I'll be on TV.
"All right, Britney," Frank said, "Let's go somewhere private."
Britney said, "OK," and then led Frank to a secluded backstage area, and immediately began to kiss him.
"Wow!" Frank thought, "This is going further than I thought..."
Wed Feb 18 20:26:27 2004