Quickly Jim decides to exploit Tifa's distractedness to gain control of the remote and lunges at Tifa...
Unfortunately for Jim, the two JJ cup boulders on his chest effectively thwart his attempts:
his modified center of gravity combined with the way these two huge masses react to the sudden movement and get in the way of his hands render his desperate attempt futile yet at the same time comical -- not so much for Jim (who is burning with humiliation while trying to get hiswildly swinging boobs under control), as for Tifa, who is now laughing her ass of at this display.
After Tifa calms down, she decides not to push her luck -- Jim should never again hope to successfully challange her.
Tue Jul 20 16:11:56 2004