"How can you be a slut and do it under you're own mother household" May was furious she wasn't thinking straight, plus not knowing June was now married. "You're an O'Neil, plus being the oldest, I can see April pulling off a stunt like this... with that manic boyfriend of hers" just seeing June smile at her putting shampoo in her hair plus into May flaming red hair "Stop that" May whisper back at her.
"You're all wet all ready, so take the stupid gown off you look so stupid” looking at her transparent gown; So little sister of mine... went me to get married to up hold the Agrebah-O'Neil name" Looking at May peel the gown off, nearly destroying it "Yes, Yes and Yes... It would be nice Ms. June Jasmine Agrebah-O'Neil"
"It's now Miss June Jasmine Agrebah-O'Neil... WARD" she flicked the diamond engagement and wedding rings into her sister shampoo full face, wiping the soap from her eyes screaming "NO SHIT... YOU'RE KIDDING ME... WHEN" waking up her daughter again.
"Jimmy I were in the diamond section down in the Bowery..." she went on both of them washing the soap off "I saw this engagement ring, one of my friends had the same identical one, I'll fell immensely in love with it... to make it a short story " June said scrubbing her sister back "Jimmy then drag me in and buys it, then falls to his knee to propose for my hand in marriage" then May did her sister back "so then what happen"
"Will sis... first stun and shock, without thinking I said... O.K., kidding around" while both girls getting out of the shower to dry off "Saddening I'm in a cab to a waiting helicopter on the east side to one of our private jets; in front of judge in Maryland married within a couple of hours and the rest is history"
"What is history and why you and Uncle...." all Christina could say sitting up in the bed, being cut off by her naked Aunt June "Let Merlin tell you" poking her in the tummy with a tickle.
He only said "when you're fifthly Lassie" looking at her Mom, who was wiping herself, dry "Lassie a dog... I'm not a dog... right" May grab her daughter in a playful matter till she laugh "Lassie is Scottish, meaning girl as Laddie be for a boy, Understand now"
"So Laddie is a... boy dog" Christina said weakly, to see both sisters fling arms up in defeat "you're killing me Lassie" June rubbing her small head messing up her long red flaming hair, with Christy barking out under her breath with her arms folded tightly in anger "I'M NOT A DOG"
"I wonder what Mother, wanted with Jim and I" June said to May with concern on the bed with May with Christina in between both of them say "Grandmamma and I, had the same dream "Aunt April was stabbing Uncle Aladdin in the back in Agrabah"
After She gave them both the whole dream story, both sisters frantically gotten dress and order Christina to go back to sleep.
Jim was already dress, met June May in the hallway as both of his arms grabbed them and rushed down the stairs "What gives" all he could say, to see his Mother Sheri and Allie standing their at the end of stairway.
"Theirs comes the happy marry couple" Sheri called out to them to a stun Allie who didn't mention to her yet.
Before they reach the bottom step, Allie whisper to her "When did you found out, Sheri”; my son call me from Maryland, right after them gotten hitch... Why"
"You Bitch, you knew all day and didn't tell me, once" Allie whisper annoy to her with June over hearing them both now, trying walk away pass them both, with her mother grabbing her arm tightly to stop her; Sheri just laugh with her armless body "But I thought you knew, you have a daughter and I have a new daughter-in-law with a cell phone" Sheri then panted a kiss on to June stone white cheek, who was staring at her mother, with Sheri taking off to the library, known quite well her girl friend temper "I kind of forget, with all the excitement going on" seeing mom wasn't amuse at all "But I did call later when we got back to the city" Allie still wasn't talking as June felt her hand tighten her grip, like a vise cutting off the blood into her arm "Mulan pick up the phone to till you about it... I swear it... it should be on the answering machine"
Allie let go of her grip to walk to one of the machine with June at her side; trying to get the blood to flow back into her arm. It did have one message on it with Allie playing it back.
"Hello, who’s speaking"
"It's Sister June... Yasmine"
"No it's Mulan... what's up"
"Tell Mom, her wish came true" that brought a smile to Allie
"What wish?"
"That the old maid of a spinster, is bring home a son-in law for dinner" Allie burst out laughing, she always call June a "Ole maid of a spinster"
"Ma, is with Pa Kelly, they will be home really late" "O.k., will be home later too, just leave a note for her... just in case, we wanted to be alone... right see you later, love you...
"same here" thinking the June hung up right away, but the tape was still rolling "A voice can be heard from a distance, "Who was it, Kitty" said with a sweet thick Sicilian accent, clearly it was Catherine talking to one of her sisters "Nobody, wrong number" the lying Kitty said
"That little bitch, wait till I got my hands on that little Japanese-Arab agitator" June started to march up the stairs unbuckling her belt.
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