Jim slowlydrifted into consciousness. His sleep had been deep, and filled with bizzare dreams. He rolled over, keeping his eyes closed, and gently fluffed his pillow, which seemed rather larger and more fleshy than he remembered.
Suddenly, a deep booming vibration shook his bed, causing him to bolt upright. What was that sound? It was almost like laughter, albiet very deep and loud laughter.
Jim looked around and at once realized what had happened. Smiling down at him was the immense figure of Maria. He was not on his bed at all, but lying on her stomach, his head resting on her breats! He must have said something stupid while he was asleep.
Panicing, he tried to shout out "One inch!", but he found that he had been gagged and was unable to utter a sound.
"Well good morning Jim," Maria boomed. She filled the whole room, chairs and tables demolished to make room for her.
"I think it's time you and I had a little talk."
Thu Jan 26 10:26:14 2006