"Dana" and "Xena" try to make a getaway

Unending BE - episode 420721

Jim, transformed by the Xena mask into a living, breathing, Xena and clad in clothes more appropriate to the character than to Lucy Lawless, and Sharon, similarly transformed into a real live Dana Scully and dressed appropriately in a smart little business suit, made their way to the women's bathroom of the restaurant. Fortunately, it was empty, and "Xena" locked the door and easily wedged the regulation couch still found in some women's bathrooms against the door handle -- this body is sure in good shape, thought Jim, enjoying her fine new muscles. "A fine mess you've gotten us into," she said to "Dana," towering over the smaller woman and fixing her with her astonishing blue eyes.

"You haven't made it any better by turning into Xena," said Sharon-in-Dana to Jim-in-Xena. "Though I gotta say I'm getting the hots for you -- I love that body!" "Dana" cringed a little as "Xena" gave her another angry glare. "Okay, okay, so how do we get out of this?" asked the smaller woman.

1. Jim-in-Xena has brought two sets of Sharon clothes and a Sharon mask. They can leave through the fire door as twin Sharons.
2. Actually there is no fire door, just a window that looks hard to get out through. "Xena" has two sets of clothes for Sharon, and a Sharon mask. She suggests they pose as twin Sharons, hide the Xena and Dana masks, leave the Xena and Dana clothes on the floor, and leave the window open. Then they can claim that the two famous actresses made their escape, leaving the clothes behind.
3. "Xena" uses the cellphone in her bag to call the woman at the magic shop -- she'll get them out of this, no?
4. something else happened.

Tue Apr 05 12:10:04 2005

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