Our genius scientist was no software engineer. The dumb fucker even turned of the compiler warnings rather than deal with them - what the fuck. The stuff compiled right?
His simple test cases worked right? Shortly before electrocuting himself with his super deluxe orgasm instigator (Similar in design to the Fleshlight, but much, much bigger and more powerful), he'd successfully given himself an eighteen inch cock right?
So the Machine works right?
Nope. Not for Katie.
Computers get pretty wacky sometimes. Oh, the logic is perfectly sound until you hit the rails. If those boundary conditions aren't tested and trapped properly . . . oh boy. Sometimes it can take months to catch the error if it is rare enough.
Katie is a rail. Hell she's built like a rail. Flat as a two-by-four. Her breast size is 0.89. As the machine computes her new body at age 23, the formula enters an untested case where her current breast size is computed as x=x*agebrstmod -1.
For her body type agebrstmod is a modes 1.153, but it doesn't matter because breast size x is an unsigned 8 bit integer. It only deals in whole numbers so that 0.89 is truncated to Zeeeee Row.
x=0*1.153 - 1
x=-1
Negative breasts right?
Should trip the if x < 0 then x = 0 case right?
Nope. X is an unsigned 8 bit integer. It doesn't do negative numbers. The negative one is interpreted as positive two hundred fifty five Tiff's nice and comfortable set of Cs is a thirty seven. Fully borged out, Pamela Anderson was fifty two. Sabrina Sabrok is about one hundred ten.
Katie got out a strangled cry before she was pulled off balance and dragged to the floor with a splat.
"Turn it oooooofffffff! Oh god, turn it off!"
Tiff stood paralyzed by the sight as her friend got taller and more muscular as the Trans Form compensated for her six years with the immense boobs.
At six foot six Katie could play a mean game of basket ball if it weren't for the fact that she was already carrying two on her chest, completely screwing her inertia and making it totally impossible to dribble.
Katie's response to all of this was
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