...Tiny Fey, but she was not alone. Former SNL cast member Cheri Oteri, and Tina Fey's co-anchor on Weekend Update, Amy Poehler enter the office a few moments later. They barely had time to realize that the... woman on the floor was Tina Fey when they too hit the floor. Mr Zombie smirked as his plan had worked out just as he had hoped. The idea of giving them free samples had been an inspired bit and he was greatful for his secretary for coming up with it. Not that he would allow her to take credit for it.
While the three of them had scheduled an appointment today to discuss how to market them in a way to move beyond thier SNL personas, Mr Zombie had decided that they would be much more valuable if they milked their current celebrity status as much as they could. To that end, each was turning into one of their most popular SNL characters.
Tina Fey was done first, as she stood up, she was dressed in a business suit at least a size too small, with a skirt that was barely there showing off her long smooth legs. With no blouse, her now E-cup breasts pushed against the jacket she was wearing and she adjusted her dark rimmed glasses. Tina was still Tina Fey, but now she really WAS her Weekend Update character (with an SOT upgrade of course) a super-sexy news anchor that was utterly oblivious to any kind of innuendo or hidden meaning in anything. Her hair was chocolate brown matching her dark sultry eyes as she swayed over to Mr Zombie.
When Cheri on the other hand, stood up she seemed to have lost a few inches of heigh as well as over 20 years from her age. Like Tina Fey, she had dark hair and eyes, but she looked barely 16 years old, and she was wearing a white sweater with black and orange that hugged every curve of her chest and her perky D-cup breasts. She was also wearing a black and orange pleated cheer-leader skirt that flashed her thong as she giggled happily, bouncing up and down. As he watched her, he saw Cheri's leg kick up higher than her head, showing the tiny white thong she was dressed in. From out of nowhere she pulled out a pair of pom-poms that were as large as her boobs. "Go Team Zombie!" Cheri giggled. It was an even bet whether her boobs or her pom poms shook more. She winked suggestively at him. Cheri had become one of her few memorable characters, Arianna the wannabe cheerleader.
Amy Poehler had also transformed into a sexy if air-headed news anchor, her blond hair hanging down to her ass her eyes almost glowing with intensive as she strutted over to him. Tina and Amy shared a look full of hatred as they each saw each other as competition.
Mr Zombie frowned a bit. Amy and Tina were a bit too alike in their changes although Cheri/Arianna was perfect as she tried to do a cheer and fell flat on her face. Perhaps he should change one of the News Anchors to something else, though it might be fun to watch them compete.
Sat Nov 12 18:02:50 2005
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