Happosai had been off balance only moments earlier due to the sight of a pair of breasts that even he had to stare at, but now he was off kilter for quite a different reason. As the new girl had just smashed him over the head with an umbrella that not many could even lift, he was laying on the floor, unable to even focus his eyes.
That served the new Ryoko just perfectly, as she had no desire to show him any pity. Grabbing him by the collar, she hefted him up and prepared to continue what she started. By pounding him until he would be stuck senseless for the foreseeable future, everyone around them would be made happy. After a couple of quick smashes, he was limp in the girl's grip.
And then the last one had an odd result, as she found that whatever he was landing on was apparently sucking him up. It was confusing, and when she looked at what it was, she couldn't figure out how it was possible. Video games didn't normally suck people in, but as she considered what it meant, she realized that she could do something similar to him as he'd done to her, or at least give him something to consider.
So, she decided to help it along, and started to stuff him into the game, which just so happened to be titled:
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