Kwan knows what to do in a situation like this. You see, Kwan had taken some "Learn Hokuto Shin Ken in 7 minutes" courses from mail-order services, and he was prepared to kick any bimbo's ass who would shamelessly flaunt their bodies in immoral ways. Except now, it was personal.
Kwan went on the offensive, delivering super-fast, deadly punches which sent the bimbos flying, while yelling like Bruce Lee.
"Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken!" he said, not sure of what it meant, but feeling it was proper after smacking the skanky bitches.
"You won'ty be seducing any more innocent men, harlots..." shouted Kwan.
"YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD!"
The faces of the floozies contorted in agony before twisting in painful fashions and then lacking expression, as huge cranial explosions decapitating each and every one of them.
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Wed Feb 22 01:57:50 2006