Jim tries again

Unending BE - episode 565160

Jim panicked and made his third wish. "I wish that these legs would do what I want to do."

His legs stopped trying to move on their own. But when he felt himself have desires he'd never had before in his life, he realized it didn't do what he had intended. The legs wanted to have sex with a guy. Now he wanted to have sex with a guy. That way the legs did indeed do what he wanted them to do. He knew he would have once been disgusted by the prospect, but somehow it no longer bothered him.

He also realized something else. In legend, you could get unlimited wishes when you get wishes... or you could get three. Was this watch something that only gave three? That was his third wish, and there might not be any more.

1. Jim goes off to the gay bar
2. The legs wanted to do other things to have fun too, and now Jim wants to do them as well.
3. Jim whews. He tries another wish and it turns out it wasn't limited to three after all.
4. Jim cannot make another wish. He goes back to SRU and the old man tells him "didn't you know you only get three wishes?" Dejected, he realizes he has to live like this. (Or maybe he buys a second magic item.)
5. Jim opens up a compartment in the back of the watch to find instructions. They say the watch has three and a half wishes. Could he use the remaining half wish to fix things? How does a half wish work anyway?
6. something else

Thu Jul 26 17:24:21 2007

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