SRCR: Sean and a guy

Unending BE - episode 569459

"What?" replied the man.

"It's impossible to prove," said Sean. "I... well, I got this magic cock ring and the spirit of the ring said I abused it and it won't work for me any more..."

The man laughed. "I'm telling you, that isn't a pickup line."

"Hey, you're the one who asked me to come home with you after you knew me for ten seconds. You didn't even tell me your name."

"I'm Paul, and I was just trying to see how you'd react. I have slightly higher standards. Now, about those pickup lines...."

"I'm telling you, I have a pussy!"

All people within ten feet instantly stopped talking as they heard Sean's bizarre comment. Finally, Paul said "You don't *look* like a dyke. If you're here to make fun of people, get out before you get in trouble."

"I'm not making fun of anyone! I can prove it!"

"Fine. Let me pull down your pants."

"It's indecent exposure, no matter what kind of bar this is."

Paul reached forward to unbutton Sean's pants. Sean didn't really resist; maybe he figured it wasn't indecent exposure if it wasn't his fault and someone else did it to him. And in front of several men, Paul pulled down Sean's pants and underwear to reveal the pussy, just as Sean had said....

1. Paul wants to have sex with Sean now.
2. Sean changes his mind and goes home, but rumors spread about him having been in a gay bar.
3. *Sean makes some friends and some time later lends a gay couple the ring--Sean can't use it but they still can.
4. *Paul and Sean have sex and Sean becomes pregnant... and he won't know by the cock not going on, since it won't go on him anyway.
5. Sean makes some friends and some time later lends a lesbian couple the ring and his cock. He can't put the cock back on himself but it should still go on other people.
6. something else

Thu Aug 02 15:18:52 2007

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