You turn around but the spincter is locked tight. Try as you might you can't get past that mighty muscle.
You begin to despair, but suddenly a Glowing frog, wearing a crown and robe appears
"I am the Frog King" it says in a high, squeeky voice."you must find your way out of this place, or you will surely die. This way has been closed off by the great sphinctor. To escape, you must journey up to the dark reaches of the intestine and pass the stomach! Who am I? Just a friend. Heed my words, Lemmiwinks. Your time is running out. Make for the large intestine. Start straight ahead."
And so your quest begins...
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!
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Thu Sep 20 05:14:23 2007