"Here, have this one" said Ted, handing over one of the dildos and pocketing the other.
The party went on for two more nights, leading to hundreds of students around campus with a dick where there used to be a pussy or a pussy where there used to be a dick. Since the LGBT society visited on the second night, there was an excess of dicks, so no one who wanted one went without.
On the third night, professor Rangley, the Dean of the college walked into the frat house and asked for Sean and Ted. "I've been hearing about a genital swap setup in this frat house. May I see for myself?".
Not wanting to get on the wrong side of the dean, they led him to the room. The professor clearly had heard details of the system because he reached into his pants and pulled out his cock. He put the cock in his left hand and felt around with his right. "My god, it works!" he said. "Now Sean, Ted, if you want to remain at this college, you will transfer this genital change system to the two rooms opposite my office. Be there at 9.00am tomorrow."
At that, the professor left. Sean and Ted noticed that he didn't put his cock back in before leaving.
Sean and Ted shut down the party that night and removed the cock removing guns. The following morning they headed up to the Dean's office, to find some workmen there waiting for them in the corridor. The dean came out of the office and greeted them, "Welcome students, I see you've made the right choice". These workmen will set up the room in the manner you specify. Just tell them what needs doing.
That evening, the work was done. Wood paneling was installed to hide the guns, sofas were set up for people to sit in within shot of the guns and a custom dildo rack was installed on the walls, one for each room.
The dean thanked them and assured them they would be getting excellent grades for the rest of their time at the college.
The following day an email was sent to all students and posters with the same message put up around campus. All students were directed to report to the dean's office the next day. Everyone had an assigned number and time to arrive in their email. Sean and Ted were scheduled first, at 8.00am in the morning.
After installing the guns for the dean, Sean put in a dick and Ted chose to go with a pussy, but they both kept possession of a spare dildo just in case.
At 8.00am, the dean met Sean and Ted by the office door. "Come on into my office lads, I want to explain some things to you".
"All students will take a quick questionnaire concerning their sexual preferences. They will then be taken into the rooms and either given a pussy or a dick, the opposite of what they prefer. Access to their preferred genitals will depend on their performance at the end of term. We know who is in the LGBT society, so we won't tolerate them lying about their preference."
By the end of the day, all the students on campus had the wrong genitals, except for a few happy bisexuals.
Tue Aug 20 21:26:23 2013