KWP: The Joke's on Hannah

Unending BE - episode 604626

"Right, what a joke" thought Hannah as she looked at the prompt before her. Then, as a goof she typed

0030 Hannah Nichols is in great shape and she has huge firm tits and long muscular legs and a round ass and huge hair and she's 7 feet tall and has 6 tits and 5 vaginas and her fingers are penises and she's a total slut who constantly need sex and she only wears fetish clothes and stiletto heels and she's world famous and all guys want her and all girls want to be her._

She chuckled to herself as she hit enter...

1. The WP is overwhelmed, and a puff of smoke rises from the computer
2. *The WP has no trouble handling rambling run-on sentences and changes Hannah completely
3. Women all over the world have had themselves surgically altered to look like the new Hannah because they "want to be her"
4. Five vaginas? Penis fingers? Who thinks up this crap?
5. I reject your options and substitute my own...

Fri Apr 11 05:04:37 2008

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