The remaining Sharons stopped firing and glared at Jim.
"Okay, what just happened.", one said.
"I...I don't wanna die!"
Jim sighed. "Ladies, ladies! I said I didn't want to hurt any of you didn't I?"
The Sharons looked at each other and nodded. It's true that he had said that just a short while ago when they were all trying to kill each other. Funny how their opinions changed once they saw the reality of it, or so they thought anyway.
Jim continued "The THIRD hit gives you your new life and identity...as one of Sharon's best friends of course, I'd hate to never see you all again."
Sure enough, Sheila was waking up in her new very pink bedroom. She was now captain of the cheerleading squad and yes, one of Sharon's best friends. She remembered BEING Sharon and the laser tag game too...vaguely. But she was happy now with her new life. And of course, being friends with the squad captain did give Sharon some perks too.
"Aaaaaaw...that's kinda sweet Jim"
"Yeah, in a 'gee I sure would like my own harem' sort of way" former Sharon, Shaniqua replied sarcastically.
"Hey! Which would you rather be? One of a group of close friends or dead?"
"...okay you have a point."
"Speaking of harems though..."
All the girls suddenly turned to Shiori.
"Whoever is the last Sharon standing becomes the real Sharon, right?"
"Right." replied Jim
"So all these changes get undone, right?"
"Right."
Suddenly Shaniqua fired her gun on Shiori. She began screaming and moaning in pleasure as her mind filled with new thoughts, a full grasp of the Japanese language, memories she never had before. As she reached her climax she shimmered and vanished just as Sheila had before.
"Wh-HEY!" Jim said
"We can't have her winning just because she forfeited now can we?"
"I...I guess your right."
Jim thought for a moment and smiled. Lucky him, Shiori was bisexual and in love with both him AND Sharon. Score.
"Okay ladies, back to the game! 10 seconds until the game starts...9...8..."
The Sharons and former Sharons scrambled to find cover as Jim began counting down.
"3...2...1...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand ACTION!"
The game had begun again!
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