A Partner in World Processing?

Unending BE - episode 665520

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Jim decided that it while he could all sorts of things to his now sister, it would be weird to make her lust for him, but he didn't need her riding his ass like she had as she had when she was Rick. Therefore, Jim entered in the following command:

0008 Riki Baraka loves her brother like a brother.

At that moment, her personality reset once more, her love becoming platonic and familial. Also, Jim noticed with this command a peculiar bug resolving itself from when he originally made Rick into Riki, watching her shorts morph into a pleated miniskirt, putting her into line with Rick's earlier command, 0002 "Every woman in Lastery, Illinois, wears miniskirts," and all the other miniskirt-based commands.
"So, hey bro, I see you're still playing with that program, and..." she peeps over Jim's shoulder to see some of miniskirt based commands Jim wrote after Rick/Riki's original miniskirt command, "...I see you really liked my miniskirt idea."
Jim DID like her idea, though it did baffle him why Rick... Riki snuck in, type that command, then snuck back out without him noticing, and WHEN did she...
"Retroactive coding, bro." she smirked, typing into the processor as Jim felt paralyzed. "I had already set up code to engineer my past self to put in a command without either of us noticing, and then convincing you to continue the chain, all the while the sub-commands being hidden from your perception. Then once time caught up to this moment, another sub-command would lock you in place while I input the commands necessary to complete the self-fulfilling paradox, namely giving myself the intellect necessary to even do all of this, and the commands to our past selves. Did I tell you I love miniskirts?"
Jim looked on, highly confused by all of this.
"Don't worry, I don't mind you turned me into your sister. I didn't plan on that, and thanks to my planning I've learned you cannot directly reverse any command implemented, so there's no way I can go back to being a guy at this point, but I do have to say I am kinda hot, and I don't mind being bound to the command requiring me to always wear miniskirts. I can always give myself a shapelier ass if I want." Riki giggles.
Jim rolls his eyes and asks, "So, what now? You're going to get your revenge or something?"
"Oh no." Riki responded, "See, now that we're a loving brother and sister, I'm thinking we have some fun together, taking turns with the processor."
Jim's interest was piqued. Sure, Rick was a dick, but now as Riki, seemingly with a boost in intellect and healthy love and respect for him now, her quirky and perverse mind could make for some wild ideas.
"Sure!! Let's team up. Let's see how far we can push this word processor!!"
"Alright, we'll flip, and from there take turns." Riki suggested.
Jim took out a quarter and placed it in his hand. "Tails. " Riki smirked as Jim flipped it.

It landed...

  1. ...on tails, and Riki adds a new command.
  2. ...on tails, and Riki adds a new command.
  3. ...on heads, and Jim adds a new command.
  4. ...on heads, and Jim adds a new command.
  5. ...its side, but the outcome didn't matter, as while Jim & Riki were talking, their younger sister Edith somehow slipped in and inputted a command.
  6. Something Else...
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Tue Apr 09 16:33:53 2019

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