"Bark for me" commanded the Goth girl.
"ARF! ARF! ARF!" Miley shouted. She turned bright red as she covered her mouth with both hands. Utter terror filled her eyes.
"Now, slap yourself!" the Goth ordered. Miley's hands left her mouth, and she slapped herself full force. The combination of pain and fear swelled her eyes with tears.
"Whoa, let me try" said the cashier. "Miley, show some singing talent"
The store fell silent as everyone waited to see the results. Then, a low rumbling could be heard in the distance.
"What have you done?!?" screamed the Goth to the cashier. "You've created the Ultimate Paradox!"
The entire store began to shake. The forces of the Universe attempted to resolve the dilema.
Miley had to show some talent.
Miley is devoid of talent.
Miley must show talent.
Miley has no talent.
Must show talent.
Has no talent.
Must No Must No Must No Must No....
The shaking became progressively violent. The building began to collapse around them. A brilliant flash of light consumed the store - the block - the city - the planet - the solar system - the galaxy - the universe.
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