Jim just stormed out to seek help from his other friends about the pills and Rick. Finally found Sharon in his apartment "Oh good Sharon, these pills really work and Rick is now a girl named, Rachel La Lushho!"
" It does mmm, maybe. I can my body into a super model?" Sharon said smiling to take one without him knowing about and Jim just remember something he forgot to do to shout out "HOLY COW . . . "
Before he could finish the sentence he heard behind his back "MOO!"
Quickly he turned around to leap backwards into the wall to shout out in fear "Sharon . . . you’re a COW!"
"Whom the heck you calling a COW?" Sharon cries out not knowing she just turned into a genuine full bloom four legged milk cow, with udders.
"YOU!"
"You calling me an OLD COW. I’m going to kick your bony arse from here to kingdom come!"
"I didn't call you an OLD COW, Sharon . . . just a COW and a very beautiful one indeed, if you ask me" Jim tries to say to make her happy, when she finds out and freaks out.
"AAHHHHH . . . what the F*CK you did to me" Sharon finally saw her image in the mirror that she was indeed a cow "I'm going to kill you . . . hey I'm talking to you here! And get your ugly face out of the fridge and what the HELL are you looking for anyway, Asshole?"
"I'll just remember what I forgot to pick up at the store . . . MILK" Jim said now looking for a pot and chair to get some fresh milk.
"Hey get those dirty hands off my UDDERS
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