"Hey Robin," Jim beamed as he leapt in front of his rival, brandishing his "Ring of Three" and a ridiculous amount of confidence in it actually being magic. "Watch this!"
"What the fuck, freak? Why --" Robin started, but she lost track of her words as Jim began to speak and the stone inside the ring glowed with a supernatural green.
"Teeny-Tiny Tits," Jim cackled.
Like two rapidly deflating balloons, Robin's ample bosom shrank away to nothing. Clutching her shirt and her now loose-hanging bra, Robin's jaw dropped. She didn't take long to process the peculiarity of the situation, however, and immediately leapt with burning rage at Jim's throat.
Jim, not having any time to think, pointed the ring and said --
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