Jim sat pondering the remote, trying to decide what he wanted to do with it first when the remote suddenly became searingly hot.
"Yowch!" Jim said as he dropped the remote.
On the ground, the remote began jissing and crackling as it emitted sparks and loud pops. It then exploded, Jim covered his eyes as a blinding light filled the room, unleashing the remotes reality warping powers onto Jim, and maybe the world.
Tue Apr 24 14:35:25 2012