Just the other evening you were an angry old man. For years, Fred and Daphne and Velma and Shaggy, with that strange almost-human Great Dane called Scooby-Doo, have been thwarting the sinister -- to them -- plans of you and your friends. You and they, put on parole early for good behavior, vowed revenge on those k1ds and their dog. The right revenge seemed impossible until you acquired a strange gadget called the Costume Gun. This thing looks like an expensive toy or a B-movie prop. It's a ray gun that with one zap turns anyone into a wearable costume that changes the wearer, for an hour or a lifetime, into the person the costume was made from. The wearer retains his own personality underneath but knows enough to do a flawless impersonation. It was ch1ld's play to lure "those meddling k1ds" and their dog out to a defunct amusement park and in rapid succession zap them into four people suits and a dog suit. You claimed dibs on Velma. Identical-twin lesbian lovers are now Fred and Daphne -- they seem okay with the gender change. An old lady in a walker is now Scooby-Doo and seems happier that way, another crotchety and cranky old man is now happy being Shaggy... and you're ecstatically happy being Velma Dinkley. Right after you'd all merged with your suits, you'd summed up everyone's thoughts aloud in your sweet new Velma voice: "We've gotten away with it! We ARE those meddling k1ds!" Now you lie, just awake, in Velma Dinkley's bed, flawlessly transmuted into Velma. Your left hand fondles your underrated breasts and your right hand tickles your clitoris and labia.
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Sun Sep 01 17:12:38 2013