Jim hit the MC button, and Edith's eyes went blank as if she was in a trance.
"Edith can you hear me?" asked Jim.
Edith nodded robotically.
"Edith, Jim is the best brother ever. You love doing things for him. You even love cleaning his room for him. You always do whatever he says. You will leave him alone unless he needs something from you." Jim was about to finish, when he had an impish idea, "Edith, any time you hear Jim say "wedgie," you will give yourself a massive wedgie and have no idea why."
Jim hit the freeze button again.
Edith blinked a few times. "Jim, I'll leave you alone," she said, "Do you need your room cleaned?"
"Yeah, that would be nice. It needs a good dusting too, and the carpet needs to be vacuumed."
"Oh, I'll take care of that!" said Edith with a smile. She turned and walked off.
"Wedgie," said Jim.
Edith stopped and reached down into her jeans. She grabbed the waistband of her panties and yanked them up as high and as hard as she could until she grunted.
"What was that?" asked Jim.
"I have no idea!" said an embarrassed Edith.
"Well, leave your panties like until you finish cleaning my room that may teach you a lesson about doing silly things like that."
"OK, Jim," Said Edith, walking off in discomfort.
Jim looked down at the remote and smiled. He decided his next subject should be...
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