The Slut Machine: The Monastery

Unending BE - episode 937700

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"Sir, you cannot put that here," a stern middle-aged nun announced, upon seeing Ted placing a slot machine in the corner of the entryway of the monastery.

"I'm sorry, Sister, but I have to. My orders are to deliver this machine to this address," Ted said.

"Orders? By whose authority?"

"I can't give you his name, but his orders are clear. I can't disobey." Sure, he postponed delivering the machine, but he knew that he'd eventually have to deliver it, no matter how much he didn't want to. "Listen, I'm really sorry about this. Do what you want with it."

The nun grunted as Ted left the building, then she looked at the machine with a look of contempt. This was a place of God, not some filthy casino. She approached it, intending on getting rid of it.

  1. *Suddenly, The Nun Has a Desire to Use the Machine, So She Does
  2. The Nun Takes the Machine Outside and Puts It With the Other Trash
  3. The Nun is Called Away to Some Urgent Business and Someone Else Uses the Machine
  4. Something Else
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