Urusei Yatsura: In Your Dreams - The Death and Rebirth of Ataru Moroboshi

Unending BE - episode 941933

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Sakura found herself distracted. It was over all a normal day at her day-job as a school nurse. She treated maladies the students actually had, while rebuffing idiot boy students who pretended to be sick so she would offer them some “tender loving care.” Hah! As if she’d ever give these horny morons that sort of treatment! She only man she would be willing to do that sort of thing was A-

-was nobody! Not in school, at least. There were professional standards she tried to maintain. Now if he came to her after work and-

Sakura shook her head. It was the damndest thing. She kept having these pleasant thoughts, and a very large part of her really was enjoying them, but they were mortifying! She usually had her sexual thoughts under control, being an adult who was not obsessed with sex that had a nice, boring, bland, uninteresting fiance that barely knew how to put tab A into slot B. So why would she think about some excitable young student coming in, saying he felt sick and asking for a thorough examination!

"Sakura! Something is wrong with me, please examine me thoroughly!" And Sakura remembered that the fantasy was always better than reality.

"What's sick about you isn't something a doctor can treat!" She shouted at him. “I have real patients I need to take care of!”

“But I’ve got a broken heart! Surely you can cure that!” Ataru said, leaping up to her and grabbing her into a hug. His face snuggling into her chest.

Sakura waited for the anger to rise up to to the surface, to drive this cute young man away again! But to her surprise it didn’t quite come. She felt a bit annoyed, but there was also a bit of a thrill to feeling his arms wrap around hers. They were surprisingly strong, and it felt… nice… to feel his breath against her breasts.

“Darling?” Lum peered into the office. Oh thank god! Lum would zap Ataru and get him off her so she could stop this weird feeling and-

The Oni and Miko locked eyes. Neither was yet aware of it consciously, but subconsciously they both understood. Both understood that they were both Ataru’s women, and would sharing him in his dream of a harem. So Lum did not make a move to stop Ataru, she just couldn't try and stop him any more. Instead, after a minute of watching him hug Sakura she gently placed her hand on his shoulder. “Darling we need to go back to class.”

“Aww but I wanna spend time with Sakura.” Ataru whined.

“You can fail at flirting with me after school!” Sakura said, trying to sound harsh.

Ataru pulled himself out of her cleavage. “OK Sakura, I’ll take you up on that!” He landed, taking Lum’s hand.

“Ah! Darling!” Lum looked down in shock at the sudden, completely causal affection. Her face reddened and a smile bloomed on her face.

“Come on, we should go back to class.” Ataru said, looking satisfied for some reason neither girl consciously knew.

Once the young couple was gone, Sakura planted her face onto her desk. “Ugggggg…” Suddenly the lethargy was back.

Luckily, with class going on she had a full twenty minutes of peace, just letting her face mold into the desk.

“Miss Sakura?” A muffled voice said. Great, another horny boy who wasn’t the right one for her trying to get “cared for”

“If you’re not really sick stop coming in!” She sat up and shouted, “I’m not in the mood to deal with- Oh god.”

It was Shinobu, looking shocked and miserable. A cold mask on her face. “M-Miss Sakura!?”

“Uggg. Sorry.” Sakura groaned, “I’ve had a terrible day…”

“Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?” Shinobu sniffled.

“No! I had one of the best nights I’ve ever had! Probably ruined my luck for the rest of the day with such a good sleep.” Sakura said, “But we’re not here for my problems, how can I help you?

“Ugg…” Shinbou sneezed, “I caught something. I can barely concentrate in class, and Ataru’s been extra flirty today to boot.”

Part of Sakura wondered what was wrong with that. It was squashed ruthlessly. “Tell me about it. He was here earlier with Lum.”

“Oh yeah, Lum’s acting weird too. Normally she stops Ataru from too much flirting, but today it’s almost like… she’s encouraging it.” Shinobu said, slipping into the daily gossip.

Well why shouldn’t sh- “So this is bad enough you can’t be in class? Are you dizzy? Do you need to lie down?”

“Laying down sounds great…” Shinobu did not so much say that as moan it, she stumbled over to the bed and collapsed on it.

Sakura opened the drawer on her desk. Inside was a handful more of those Dream Berries. She picked two up, she suddenly felt tired herself. “Hey, Shinobu, I have something to help you sleep.”

Anybody walking into the nurse’s office would see quite the sight. The school nurse having fallen asleep atop a female student, the two clearly thrown into a deep slumber. A one way ticket to dreamland, destination Shinobu’s subconscious.

To be exact, Sakura found herself walking along a stone path. Thick forests to the left and right kept her from seeing anything but the stone path in front of her. A faint drizzle of rain came down from the gray sky. Sakura had realized several things.

She was in a dream
She was wearing all black, even the umbrella was black
She remembered the feelings that her awake self only felt echos of. Her love for Ataru filled her very soul!

That last one was very nice, if only this dream was nice too. But, alas, it seemed to be dreary thing.

“Miss Sakura?” Sakura looked to her left. Sitting at a worn down bus stop was Shinobu, also dressed in black. “Err, what’s going on? What are we doing here?”

"Alas! Alack! For the world has been deprived of a young life in a most needless and cruel fashion!" an old woman wailed. Both Sakura and Shinobu jumped back, arms splayed out at the old woman suddenly appearing between them. “Oh tis a tragic fate! Tragic I say! You two mourners?”

“Err…” Shinobu looked past the lady to Sakura, “Are we?”

“Well we are dressed for a funeral.” Sakura said, accepting it. After all, this was a dream so why not dream about a funeral?

“Ohhh to be taken so soon! In the prime of his life!” The grandma grabbed Sakura’s blouse and wept into it.

“C-could you show us where the funeral is?” Shinobu asked.

“Oh yes, just around the corner.” She said, “Where all the other women are mourning.”

Other women? The two turned a corner… to see hundreds upon hundreds of women.

“Wait is that the fox wife that possessed me once?” Shinobu asked, slightly incredulous. Pointing towards a weeping ghostly fox amongst the mourners.

“Come on Shinobu, let’s go to that church in the middle of the crowd.” Sakura took Shinobu’s arm and began

“W-wait shouldn’t we wait in line!?” Shinobu said.

“We’ll be fine.” Sakura said. After all, this was a dream. None of the dream people were going to stop her.

The door to the church opened, and standing in front of them was Lum. She had a black bikini on and a veil. “Ah, Sakura, Shinobu, you came.” Lum said, she had a bittersweet, teary smile. “I’m glad, please, come in.”

Sure enough, there was a funeral going on. Roses everywhere, a table with some light food and drink on one side, and mourners in black. Only a few, compared to the massive crowd. In the center of the room, surrounded by roses and what Sakura was fairly sure were porno mags, was a coffin. With trepidation, the two approached the coffin.

The sight sent a spear of ice through Sakura’s heart. Laying there, in a black dress suit, a single rose held in his hands up to his chest, was Ataru. This is a dream this is a dream this is a dream. Sakura told herself.

“Ataru!?” Shinobu sobbed, lacking any such reassurance. She collapsed over the coffin, gripping his body. “Ataru! You ca- Y- I wo- You’re alive right!?” Tears formed in her eyes. “H-how did this happen!?”

“Sakura, you’re a nurse.” Lum said quietly, “Could you examine darling?”

How would that work? She couldn’t hold an autopsy and this- Oh wait it was a dream. She examined Ataru’s body, running her hands on it. Keeping her hands on one particular spot between his legs longer than needed, and after a moment she just knew how he had passed away.

“A broken heart.” Sakura declared with authority.

“A… broken heart?” Shinobu sniffled.

“Yes. Darling had so much love to give out…” Lum said. “But we all rejected it. Even I tried to horde all his love to myself… So selfish! So thoughtless! Wah!”

“If only I had let him come on to me! Man it would’ve been kickass!” Benten said.

“I should have known he was way better than the big stupid ugly fat Rei.” Ran sniffled. “We could have shared him Lum!”

“Oh Ran!” Lum cried, “We should have!”

The two girls embraced, hugging and sobbing.

"I shouldn't have pretended that I wanted to kiss him as a means to get back at my brother," Ryoko sighed.

"I should not have been so scared of him!" Asuka wept.

"He was the first guy to ever react to me like I was a girl," Ryuunosuke shook her fist angrily, holding back the tears in a manly way despite herself.

“When he kissed me, I should have immediately accepted him as the father of my children.” Kuruma said, wiping a tear from her eye.

“I knew I should have let me strip me naked, reveal his own body to me, and then forcibly thrust his mighty manhood in me until I was thoroughly filled with his semen.” Oyuki said.

“Oh man me too!” Benten said.

“Yeah!”

“Great idea!”

“We could have made it an orgy of love!”

"Ugh, a deep dicking by Ataru sounds really good right about now."

“But we can’t anymore!” Lum sobbed, “Because he’s dead!”

“W-what!? What are you all saying!?” Shinobu said.

Every single mourning girl turned to Shinobu, eyes narrowing. “Excuse me?” Oyuki said.

“I… I mean I’m sad that Ataru died, b-but to do something so perverted is- .”

"What's wrong with being perverted?" Asuka asked, raising her hand. "From what I understand it's really fun!"

“I-it’s that… I mean… it’s just…” Shinobu trailed off, she wasn’t able to explain why being perverted was wrong under the angry stares of every other mournet. “I just-”

Lum grabbed Shinobu by the collar, “Just what?! After all, aren’t you the one who killed him!?” She snarled, no longer looking cute but like the angry Oni of myth. Behind her, Ran was menacingly applying lipstick. Kurama was whispering something to her crows. Benten was toying with her chain. Ryunnosuke was cracking her knuckles. Oyuki was making a large ice sword. Ryoko was toying with a small doll that looked exactly like Shinobu. Asuka was casually fashioning a tank into body armour. All of them were staring right into Shinobu's very soul.

“That’s right…” Sakura said, herself lost into the anger of the group. “You were the first one he offered his love to!” She produced a remote from somewhere, deciding to roll with this dream. She pressed a button and a large projection screen came down. On it was a video of a young Ataru and Shinobu playing house.

Shinobu swallowed, “T-that. We were childhood friends!”

“Oh? That’s all? Didn’t you date?” Sakura asked,

“Oh yes. Shinobu did date Darling before I showed up. We fought a bit over him, and I won… no. We both lost.” Lum said.

“That’s right, and there’s more!” Sakura declared, not really knowing if there was more. She pressed the button again, and another video played.

”Ataru, if you win… I’ll marry you!”

The crowd was silent, Lum dropped Shinobu. Shinobu looked up at the looping video of her promising to marry Ataru. Over, and over.

Oh wow, Sakura had not known Shinobu had promised something like that. Suddenly she felt a bit understanding of the anger everybody else was showing to her. But, like most of Earth, she had seen the result of the Tag Race. “So this is why Ataru said he could get married after tagging you Lum.”

“Oh wow, and here I thought he was proposing to me.” Lum said, looking a little surprised herself.

“Tch, but she takes it back once he wins!” Benten shouted.

“Yes. She did. Ataru saved the Earth for you, and you rejected him. No wonder he died of a broken heart!” Sakura shouted into the microphone in her hands. No longer were they in the church, instead they were on a stage, Ataru’s coffin still next to them.

“Murderer! Murderer!” The crowd of women chanted, with the main group in front shouting louder and still preparing their weapons.

“To think, I would ever think of spending any time with such a lying woman!” Mendo said, appearing from nowhere. “Moroboshi, my old enemy, I give you my regards.” He sat a rose on the coffin and walked off stage.

“No! I just! Seeing her cling to him like that made me so mad and-”

“And what?” Sakura said, pointing down at Shinobu. “You shattered his heart. If you had loved him then he’d be alive today.”

Shinobu shuddered, “I don’t want Ataru to die!”

“Well then what are you going to do about it!” Sakura shouted, “You turned him down!”

“I can… I can accept it!”

“Accept it? Not now! Not when there are so many other women who love him!” Sakura gestured back to the weeping women. “All of them loved him, but your pride would not permit you to allow him to love you.”

”I’ll love him.”

Oh? Sakura smiled. “What was that, Shinobu?”

“I’ll love him, OK! Even if he chases other girls-”

“Not ‘even if’, he has too much love!” Lum said into her own mic. “If you don’t let him have as many girls as he wants he’ll just die again!”

“Right, you’ll have to accept that I love him, and Lum loves him, and all the other women in the world will love him.”

“O-of course!” A teary eyed Shinobu stood up, “I-I’ll gladly love him! I’ve loved Ataru all this time! I’ll let him spread his love as much as he wants!” They were back in the church, except now they were all wearing white. “Ataru! Please! I love you!” Shinobu shouted.

“Huh?” Ataru sat up in the coffin. “Hey? What’s going on? Why are you girls all here?”

“Ataru!” Shinobu shouted, the tears halting, “You’re alive!” She began to run towards him, only to be stopped by Sakura. “M-Miss Sakura!?”

“Oh no. You have to let him show his love for the rest of us first, only once he shares with us will you be allowed to have some.” Sakura said, seriously.

Lum had already tackled Ataru, and the two shared a long and deep kiss. When they parted, Ran was already there and kissed him too. If his reaction was anything to go by, she had just pumped him full of energy. Next came Benten, then Asuka, then Ryu, every girl who had mourned his death celebrated his life with a big french kiss.

Sakura enjoyed the sight of so many women kissing Ataru, she sighed romantically with each one. Finally, it was just the two of them. “My turn.” Sakura said, saunturing over to Ataru with a sway of her hips. “Hello there Darling.”

“Hey Sakura!” Ataru said, “Ready to celebrate my life?”

“Of course!” Sakura said, pulling Ataru up to her in an echo of his actions earlier in the day in her office. Though this time she didn’t let his head get buried in her chest, she leaned down and their lips made contact. It was amazing. A kiss she would never forget. A kiss that made her want to cry and laugh and orgasm all at once. Finally, the bliss ended, and she parted from Ataru.

“Is.. is it my turn?” Shinobu asked.

“Of course it is!” Lum pushed Shinobu forward, “Darling! Shinobu’s here to accept your love!”

“Oh great!” Ataru laughed, leaning over and grabbing Shinobu. The kiss was explosive.

Literally. Everything around them exploded, yet they were all unharmed as stars went nova and universes were born around Ataru and Shinobu making out. Finally, the two parted, and they were all in a reborn world. A perfect sunny field of flowers, “Shinobu…” Ataru said.

“Ataru…” Shinobu said, “I-”

“...love… you…” Shinobu’s eyes opened, “Nnnggggggg….” She yawned under her mask. “Wow…” She felt amazing. Actually it was like the illness was gone! A nap with that sweet sleeping pill Sakura had given her really did the job!”

“Oh you’re up?”

Shinobu looked to her lift to see Sakura sitting on the bed across from her. “Feeling better? I think school’s over.”

“I feel great!” Shinobu said. “I guess a good nap was all I needed-”

“Sakura~!” Enter Ataru, “Ah, Shinobu!”

And Shinobu’s heart skipped a beat. Ataru was here! And she looked terrible! All blotchy and her hair was undoubtedly a mess and-

“Both of you looking lovely.” Ataru said.

Both girls smiled uneasily. “T-thanks.” Shinobu said, looking down at the ground. He was so charming! Why had she ever dumped him!? She noticed that Sakura was reacting the same way… well that made sense, thinking about it. Any girl should be flattered to see Ataru’s attention. He really was a kind and wonderful person.

“School’s over, so I’m here to flirt with you Sakura.” Ataru declared like it was no problem.

“Y-you are?” Shinobu asked, “N-not like, me?”

Ataru glanced over at Shinobu, “Oh really? Well, not today Shinobu.” He laughed, “Maybe tomorrow!”

“Wh-where’s Lum?” Sakura asked.

“I asked her to wait outside while I talked with you.” Ataru said. “So, I was thinking Sakura, I think we should go out this Saturday. I know a nice place, and we could see a movie afterwords.”

It was a brazen date request! Shinobu’s jaw hung low with shock. Ataru was bold in general but something about his phrasing had… it was like he knew Sakura would accept! Which was absurd! No way she was interested in Ataru! She just saw him as some annoying kid! Which meant that when Sakura rejected him she could snag this date on the rebound and-

“Allright, what should I wear?” Sakura said… and then clapped her hands over her mouth with the realization of what she had just said.

“Whatever you think looks best, K?” Ataru said.

Sakura nodded, clearly not trusting herself to speak. Shinobu gawked at Sakura. It wasn’t like she felt angry, or jealous or anything like that. She was just truly surprised that Sakura had accepted!

Ataru nodded and walked out the office. Shinobu and Sakura both peered out the door at him. Ataru walked to the end of the hall where Lum had been waiting. “Hey Lum, I’m going on a date this Saturday with Sakura.”

“O-Oh?” Lum said, looking shaken for a moment before a strange smile came to her face. “Of course Darling, have fun.”

“No problem!” Ataru said, before reaching over and blatantly squeezing her ass. “How about we head out Sunday?”

Lum moaned in delight, “Y-yes! That sounds wonderful Darling!”

The two walked off, Ataru’s hand not leaving Lum’s rear. Both Shinobu and Sakura marveled at the sight. Wondering how something that was clearly not normal could look so right.

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Tritan

Tue Dec 26 01:41:44 2017

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