Road Trip 2: So... Is The Food Gluten-Free At Least?

Unending BE - episode 963187

Realizing they hadn't packed as much to snack on previously thought, and with Karen being a type-1 diabetic, the issue of food was quickly becoming a growing one. However, Helena has been on a bit of a health kick since her divorce, so she's sworn off the major fast food places, and Beth is insisting that since this is a road trip they try some place unique. The GPS though is not wanting to be overly friendly, lagging out and whatnot, and not displaying the right location, so Beth is forced to finally play this by ear when she sees a sign saying there's a diner off the next exit.

Heading off the interstate onto the highway, they are led to a small town diner. However, outside of one or two cars that they assumed probably belonged to the employees, it looked rather deserted at the time being. The place also looked a dirty from the outside, having collected dust and silica over time from the nearby manufacturing plant, preventing an assessment of the inside.

"This place is rather dingy... Well, this doesn't bode well. Honestly, from the look of it, I think Guy Fieri would be at home here." Helena quips.

"Well, Karen's blood sugar is running low and the GPS is being janky, so it's gotta do." Beth retorts to her travel companion.

They go inside though and it was CLEARLY not what they were expecting. Not only was the inside pristine, but the wait staff, the appearance of what looked like two customers paying at the register, and the name...

"Well, this IS different."

"What have you gotten us into, Beth?" Helena sighs.

"Honestly, I don't care, just as long as the food is good." Karen finally comments.

Just what was so peculiar about this quaint and bustling diner, and what was it's name?

1. "Bambi's - Home of the Platinum Blondie" - A very... PINK experience of a diner with bubblegum pop playing in the background, a place that seemed to be where intellectual thought, pants, and any hair color other than blonde has come to die, because the entire staff, from waitresses to dishwashers to cooks, were all giggling tanned blonde bimbos all with seemingly natural minimum J-cup breasts dressed in tube tops/bandeaus/crop tops/bikini tops/halters that seem way too small for them and bright tight low-hanging miniskirts. Even the two customers about to leave fit this motif of giant breasts, blonde hair, empty heads, tight tops, and short skirts.
2. "Haruka's Isekai Cafe - An Out of This World Experience" - Beth, Karen, and Helena appear to have stumbled into what looks like an authentic Japanese maid cafe... in the middle of no-name backwater small town in the heartland of America. Moreso, not only are all the wait staff in maid dresses, but all of them seem to a... little bit beastly, if you get my drift. A cat tail there, some dog ears there, and maybe a girl with a giant lizard-like tail and leathery wings in the kitchen... wait, is that maid serving table 7B a friggin' mermaid?! And there's a centaur running the register!! Beth and Helena are in shock. Karen meanwhile is somehow ignoring all the monster girls around her and simply wants to know what's on the menu.
3. "Annabelle's Rodeo Sizzler - All the Steak & Milk You Could Want from 5 to 9!!" - They walk in to find an overly corny western-themed steakhouse grill, with the staff being comprised of buxom lasses all dressed like cowgirls, wearing red plaid button-up shirts tied up in front under their considerable chests, white Holstein print stetson hats with tiny horns on them, leather boots, blue denim miniskirts, and leather belts with big ol' belt buckles with the restaurant's name on it. However, Karen swears she sees something long and hairy swishing out from under these girls' skirts, which the others pass off as a side effect of her low blood sugar...
4. "The Coachman's Tavern - Never Be Afraid to Make an Ass of Yourself" - A surprisingly cozy pub-style restaurant is what greets the women, complete with full bar, though the fact there was a full-sized horse drawn carriage inside the bar was weird, plus they did wonder what the photos and models of amusement park rides had to do with the place...
5. "Mandi's Meat Mart - Like, Our Meat Will Leave You Totally Stuffed" To their surprise, our three road trippers enter to find a deli run by what looks like three big boobed blonde bimbos dressed in pink tube tops and miniskirts, Mandi, Candi, & Sandi, who all seem oddly adamant (for the moment) about staying behind the counter, with Karen swearing she can hear odd slurping sounds coming from under the deli counter. All three of them notice that the two customers leaving also share the same giant boobs, blonde hair, and taste in rather liberal top and skirt that clearly on the small side, and what is, hey, the three bimbo butcher sisters are calling them over saying they can order now...
6. *Something Else...

Sat Jul 13 15:58:25 2019

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