Josh was wondering what to do next, the dictaphone in his hand, when he noticed the pile of his oldest magazines behind the ones he had been using. Those weren't so old : a few years old only, but still, they were the first one he had managed to obtain, and the first girls he had been crazy for. One of them, Michelle, was the first crush he had for a magazine girl. She had been a centerfold for quite some time, and thinking about it, she had almost disappeared now. Thinking about the model he had enhanced through internet earlier, Josh decided he wanted to know where she was now, and why she wasn't in magazines anymore.
He pressed the dictaphone button, and holding the magazine in his hand, said : "I know where Michelle, from this magazine, is right now."
The answer seemed suddenly obvious : today she was signing some books in a library in England, her home country. Books ? He thought. Hell, he wanted to know what was up. With a single use of the dictaphone, he disappeared from his bedroom in a cloud of smoke and appeared the same way into the British library, people not even caring as reality changed so that he had always been there to begin with. In front of him was a table with Michelle, looking not as cute as she used to, waiting for customers with books next to her. Some biography. Hell, wasn't she showing her body anymore because she was... writing ? She was looking bored, and it was kind of intimidating to Josh. So he used the dictaphone recording : "Michelle will completely trust me and answer truthfully my questions.". He heard the sparkling sound, and sure that it was working, walked to talk to the model, now feeling like he could tell and ask her anything and everything. After all those years of dreaming of this paper girl, now he could talk to the real one !
"Hey Michelle... sorry to disturb you...
- Don't worry boy ! I hadn't anyone coming, so just tell me : what's your name ? Want a book ? I'll sign it ! What's your name ?
- Josh. But first, I had a few questions.
- My pleasure ! Shoot !
- Okay then... I was a big fan of you, you know. When I was a bit younger, I had a serious crush on you.
- That's real nice to hear.
- So I was wondering... why aren't you in magazines anymore ?"
She stopped, considering the question. He added "Was that a choice ?" and she laughed before answering.
"A choice ? Seriously, do you think I'm happy here trying to sell a crappy biography, with fat guys coming to have me sign it ?
- But... what happened ?
- Look at me, boy : time passed ! I'm past thirty now. This industry always want fresh new girls. I could struggle with them at some point, as I was young enough, and had a serious pair, but I have a disease making even my babies shrink... look, I used to be a GG cup, now I'm barely filling my E cups !"
She pointed her tank top and indeed, Josh really noticed that her former wonders had shrunk and were now only still spectacular thanks to the magic of a push-up. He was quite saddened to realize that the old dream girl he had had now been caught up by reality and was unable to compete against the new girls. Michelle was still speaking :
"Anyway, I had my fun. You know, being young and healthy and having some nice curves was cool. I guess I used my luck, it's only when you're on the sad slope that you realize how great it was when you had everything in front of you... ah, what wouldn't I give to be young again !"
At this sentence, Josh reacted : hell, he could help her with that... but should he ? Sure, she was her first wet dream... but now that he could have anyone or even create his own girlfriend from scratch... what should he do ?
Fri Apr 25 00:00:00 2014