“I'm back from jogging, and I need a shower!” Akane announced, having learned too many times that if she didn't, she may not be warned that certain others were in the bath.
Ranma stood there like a deer caught in headlights. Not only was he naked, he had incriminating lingerie at his feet. Akane was sure to jump to the wrong conclusion!
"Oh, well," the girl in green pajamas sighed, before offering, 10,000 yen."
All Ranma could manage was to turn his head like his neck was rusty.
Before she could do anything, Happosai from the pile of lingerie touched the naked guy's knee. It was startling how instant it was; water had given the kind of warning that seeing or hearing a switch thrown gave.
Ranma looked down on her boobs and other parts below. “How!??”
"Don't say I never did anything for you, Ranma," Happosai said.
“I will say it - You never did do anything for me!” she said, stomping him on the head and to the ground. That set her naked body off jiggling, and, Nabiki noticed, nearly opening her sex.
“Good! You caught him with his loot,” Akane said. “You keep him here while I take my shower.” But before the girl in jogging shorts and sweats left, she said, “And at least put some boxer's on!”
It wasn't until she was out of sight before any of the three moved. "1,000 yen to point out which of those lingerie are girl boxers," Nabiki said.
"How did they get in there?" Happosai scooted out from under Ranma's bare foot and picked up a pair of non-lacy or girly-colored underwear.
"Gi'me those!" Ranma growled, snatching the blue pair away from her nemesis. She failed to notice the print of a hand on each buttock.
"This one's on the house," Nabiki said, leaning against the edge of the shoji door. "You'll remember I don't sell shots where you can see the privates." Then she casually said to Happosai, "You couldn't remove her bush?" Was she right about Happosai now being able to turn Ranma into a girl just by touching him? What is his limits?
"I'm a traditionalist! Be glad I didn't leave her pit hair."
"In other words, you can't do it."
"What? Hey! Stay away from me!" Ranma cried as the little man approached her. For the second time in minutes she/he tumbled with her/his legs caught in panties.
But Happosai merely bounced off of her - and at Nabiki!
"For once, I may have said the wrong thing," she said, remembering Rule One of martial arts and hoping she still had her timing.
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